Nachos & Hash

Reviewed for @BMBR

Format: Audio & Kindle edition

3 Stars

Goodness Gracious.

I started out listening to the audio on this book and had to call time of death at 40%. I literally listened to the first 10% and then had to stop, go back and read it because the voices were driving me crazy which ruined my focus. *smh* Along with the errors of repetition and lack of connection with the overall narration, I couldn’t go on. I didn’t feel it would be fair to judge the book based on the audio version so I bought the ebook and sallied forth to give it a fair shot. It was just okay. Maybe I should have gone back and reread the whole thing in print. *shrug* Ain’t nobody got time for that. So here it is, a 40% audio and 47% print review (40 + 47= 87% so color me confused when the book just ends as I turn the page at 87% thinking there has to be more).

Darwin is a 24 year old cancer researcher living in Denver on a grant. He’s a serial dater and ready to call it quits until he sets eyes on Cody, his waiter at Hamburger Mary’s.

Cody, like Darwin is from a small midwest town and came to Denver to be around people like him. He had never knowingly met a gay person until he left home. His father is an abusive alcoholic and his parents would never accept him as he is. Cody struggles with low confidence, self-worth, and is always waiting for the other shoe to drop. Cody has this mentality that good things don’t happen to him and if they do, they won’t last.

Darwin and Cody have a SUPER fast connection. Cody hasn’t been shown tenderness in his life or his hook-ups and doesn’t know how to expect anything different. Darwin is patient, understanding, and calls Cody on his self-hate talk. He shows Cody what it looks like to be treated with respect. They had a balance of patient and affirming Darwin for insecure and skeptical Cody.

This book was sweet. Really freaking sweet and that isn’t typically my cuppa. I’m just not a fan of insta-loveish relationships or cheesy professions of feelings when its been a couple of weeks(unless it’s a mates situation). Another thing that drove me bonkers was how insecure Cody is. Darwin is constantly having to restate his feelings alllllllll the way to the end. I know having a rough upbringing can wear a person down but Cody is an immature 21 year old. Their relationship angst was weaksauce and probably could have been skipped over since there was other drama/serious situations coming along.

Clearly it wasn’t a love match between me and this book. It started off on the wrong foot with the audio and never quite recovered. I’m not sure my opinion would have fully changed had I read it outright from the beginning, but I tried. Oh well, Cody and Darwin got their happily ever after and I’ve learned once again to LISTEN TO THE AUDIO SAMPLE BEFORE REQUESTING. *deep breath*

P.S. There needs to be a trigger warning for attempted suicide.

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At First Sight Books 1 & 2

I read the first book in this series back in August and just finished up book two today. As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t always write a full review on each book I read and this is certainly the case for this series. Too many books to read and review… not enough time and all that jazz.

*Read in August*

4 Stars
Soooooooo… I seriously died laughing so many times while reading this book. Full on laughs. I really enjoyed it for the most part. I had to skip through some of Paul’s inner and verbal monologues because holy hell can homeboy ramble with this best of them. I’m really looking forward to Sandy’s story because (s)he is hella fierce and divalicious. Enough said.

4.5ish Stars

You guys!!! This book should come with a warning. Seriously. Maybe something that warns against all liquids, food, and operating heavy machinery while reading/listening to this book. I don’t think I’ve *ever* laughed as hard while listening/reading a book like I did for this one. I was driving along the interstate, listening to this audio, happily sipping my Starbucks while driving my daughter to the zoo and holyyyyy-shit, the opening scene almost caused me to drive off the road while simultaneously spitting coffee all over my car and a tad up my nose. *burn* I’m not even being dramatic, it was that funny and that dangerous. That’s pretty much what all my notes are about too.

So funny

Funny AF

Straight up tears from laughing so hard

See?

Let’s talk audio. The narration by Michael Lesley was AMAZING. I didn’t partake for the first *smh* but I LOVE the life he breathed into the main and secondary characters. It was the first time I wanted to turn on the audio to hear a scene I had just read. (I do a hybrid of kindle & audio) So. Good.

All my fan-girling aside, I had heart eyes for Helena/Sandy & Darren. I was dying a slow death just waiting for them to finally make a freaking move’. That’s where the “ish” in my rating comes in. It could swing to 5 stars or head down to 4.25 stars depending on what I focus on. I really like slow burn but I felt like I had blue balls (figuratively speaking, of course) for 90% of the story. Seriously 90% because they didn’t really kiss until right about then. It was cruel and unusual punishment to have that much scorching chemistry between characters and then nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zero. A sexless, kissless, touchless desert for much of the book. *pouting* Don’t worry, the “blue balls” were eventually rectified by Sandy and Darren but goodnessssss, patience isn’t my virtue.

The humor is OTT and might not be for everyone. But I hope you give it a try and get ready for some laughs. Definitely recommend this series.